When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit
I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.
When you fuck a girl from behind in the vagina and she shits on your dick.
I fucked my girl last night and she gave me a Rocky Mountain Mudslide.
a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails
girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
Literal stretch of dirt poor Caucasian trailer trash that spams Perú, Bolivia and Ecuador.
Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.
Andes Mountains have some dirt poor Caucasians, particularly in Perú, Bolivia, Ecuador.
Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.
Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.
Naked women encountered in the woods
I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.
slang for mountain dew mixed with whiskey and codine
yo hey man, hey you sippin on sizurp like a bizzich, but shit different on the mountain... mountain dizzerp
The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig
Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig