Black Snake Moan

That one dark thought or memory, that's always there, no matter how hard you try to forget. Comes back when you're feeling low, and escalates your low to a whole new level of dark.

"That voice in my head,

every time I think it's gone,

it comes howling back.

Calls me when I'm ailing,

when I can't find my way home.

Lost in the pines

I calls it the Black Snake Moan." Lazarus Redd

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Snake River Canyon

Evil Knievel's famous jump that broke him. In honor of his baddassness (also a word), Snake River canyon is when you gape a girls asshole and dangle your penis in it while shaking it like a wriggling snake.

I went to April's place last night, and after sperm whaleing in her back door, I gave her a Snake River Canyon for an encore!!

snakes on a plane

Describes a situation where trouble is impossible to avoid. Snakes are bad news, but you can't get away from them when you are on a plane.

"Did that chick just get out of a mental instituion? Dating her is just snakes on a plane, man."

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Snakes on a Plane

The only movie Chuck Norris admits is better than he. He still enjoys roundhouse kicking snakes as a hobby.

Chuck Norris admitted today that Snakes on a Plane was the only movie he would ever watch on a plane. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't need planes because he can fly.

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Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

snakes on a plane

A metaphor which indicates a ridiculously, absurdly unpleasant situation caused by someone else. Can be used to indicate varying stages of dismay, or to express the desire to resolve the situation causing the dismay.

"Snakes on a Plane: Relationships"
A - How's it going?
B - Crappy. My boyfriend is all getting his snakes up in my plane.
A - You need to tell him to get the m.f. snakes off your m.f. plane!
B - Yeah, I can't believe the stinking, burning pile of snake carcasses I'm having to wade through here.

or "Snakes on a Plane: Roommates"

A- Is Jay still scrapping with his roommate?
B - Jay's got snakes all over his m.f. plane. They're dropping out of overhead compartments right now. He's all like, "Man. Snakes. Why you gotta put your snakes all over the plane, man? We have to live in here."

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snake

1. used as a verb "snaked" or "snake" or "snaking" can be said in multiple situations. Highly common in the ski/snowboard scene; used when some one cuts in front of you or your buddy right as they are currently in the act of that same thing, weather dropping in for a rail, jump or butter sesh.
Can now be seen in the skate parks and in common places such as movie ticket lines or traffic jams.

2. The act of being cut in front of by another person.

3. the act of getting something with out the other persons approval or knowing.

1. "Yo, just got snaked by a gaper."
"snake!" (called out by fellow onlooker of a snaking incident).
"there was so much snaking on the hill today."

2. "that guppy just snaked in front of us."

3. "dont worry about it, i snaked it from you an hour ago."

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