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Using a sock to jerk off into while operating an automobile. Thus having the sock catch your junk, preventing a mess all over your dash board and wind sheild.
I was bored on my way to work so I decided to bust out my sock puppet and jerk my junk before I got to the office.
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An action taken to increase body heat in which Party A inserts their entire foot into the anus of Party B up to the ankle.
It was a cold night in Denver, so I brown socked Jill.
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someone who shits and wipes his or her arse in their own sock
my freind ian had shit down the alley by the old school, wiped his arse in his sock and thew it down the river the dirty cunt.
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n 1. Same as sexual intercourse
Thingie = sock.
You-know-what = toaster.
Sock+toaster = Sock toast.
On the other hand, two socks = a pair of socks and two toasters = toasters.
Popularized by the fantastic fanfiction My Immortal.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Sock... into... toaster?"
"SOCK TOAST?"
Oh yeah, they were having sock toast all night long.
I think it's time for me and Brad to eat sock toast.
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The laundry equivalent of burial at sea- no longer salvageable let alone wearable
I was half asleep until I did the laundry smell test- Eyes wide opened from the sharpest dead sock this side of an Crohn's diseased rhino
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the act of wiping someone's socks on a very musky unwashed vagina or a pair of panties that have been worn for 5 days without washing.
Bob: Hey, john. Comere. do you smell that? its been bugging the balls out of me all day!
John:Yeah. smells like fish. i do believe you have Cunt Socks.
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derived from "public sock"; a slighty less demeaning name for a person you view as purely a sexual object.
Eileen is my own personal private sock.
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