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A Dutch gentleman who knows how to sweep a woman off her feet.
I went to bed with a Van Slyke last night, turned me to a woman from a dyke.
When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard
Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!
A male person with a beard and a wooden-plank like (rigid) body.
This is commonly used in the west of the Netherlands.
He can't even pick his own keys from the ground. This guy is like a van Bos.
It looks like the guy never shaves his beard. He is like a van Bos.
Dude 1: What is that smell?
Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!
Dude 3: Who was it!?
Dude 4: It wasn't me!
Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
A person with the name of Van Ingelgem is an annoying little bastard, that gets no bitches. The birthplace of the person is Egypt where he gets no bitches. Not a single one. He could be gay 50/50.
That person looks like an Van Ingelgem. This person gets no bitches!
To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.
When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”
Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.