Teacup Child

A child whose guardians treat them like an accessory or pet, neglectfully and to the detriment of the child.

I was a teacup child: my grandparents used to take me everywhere, but once I hit puberty that entire part of my life disappeared.

child predator raper

when you rape a child predator to balance out the force

i became a child predator raper yesterday when i raped joe biden

Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.

Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

child is clips

it’s over or done with

bitch i don’t care how gansta i am if my favorite song starts playing child is clips

fed child

A fed child is a person who can be very annoying and irrational. They are are very spoiled people, mostly children, who can't look after themselves. They can sometimes have friends but they tend to act in a way that makes them stand-out. Unfortunately for them, this cause the people around them to leave and they are left alone. There is no cure for this. A fed child can grow out of this when they get older but if they do not, then will most likely die alone.

Plural: Fed children - A group or gang. More than one fed child.

Don't be a fed child
Or
You're acting like a fed child now