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Toilet Bruise

A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.

Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 16, 2019


School toilet stalls

The most likely spot to be see a scene of two gay guys/girls having sex down at the bottom of the toilet.

I went to the School toilet stalls to find a new sex buddy.

by ANimal CrossinG man March 27, 2022


toilet troll

a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.

last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid

by the_toilet_dweller_123 February 19, 2024


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Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"

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Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"

by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023


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Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"

Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"

Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"

Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"

by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023


toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017


Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 9, 2016