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Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.
Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."
No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.
Jason's dream of passing his algebra test just wasn't a happening thing.
S.L.U.T.—"Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing"—is the second track off of Bea Miller’s chapter three: yellow EP and the official lead single of her second album, Aurora.
The song's lyrics are an implicit reference to slut-shaming, which the singer openly defies.
I love myself, I wanna see it
When I turn around, look in the mirror
And if you don't like it, you can leave it
'Cause it's my own and I'll keep owning it
If you don't like what I'm wearing
Well, you're only bothered 'cause you're staring
And you'll never talk me into caring
'Cause it's my own and I'll keep owning it
I'ma do just what I want on the regular
And it's really not my fault if you're scared of a
Sweet little unforgettable thing, unforgettable
Sweet little unforgettable thing, so incredible
No and I'm not sorry, I'm just loving my body
I don't care if you're scared of a sweet little unforgettable thing
I love my ass, I wanna shake it
You can thank my mama 'cause she made it
Don't you waste your breath trying to change it
Just mind your own and I'll keep owning it
We gotta learn to stick together
Love your colour, gender or whatever
'Cause your happiness don't need a censor
Just mind your own and we'll keep owning it
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Shame, shame, shame on me, shame, shame, shame
Shame on me, baby, I ain't gon' change
Shame, shame, shame on me, shame, shame, shame
Shame on me, baby, I ain't gon' change (No, no, no)
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Somethign your friend says when you quote one of their inside jokes, phrases or texting habits that was actually yours to begin with.
"Yooooo"
"Ugh, that's MY thing"
"But-"
This expression is used when a person does or tells you something you already know and thinks it is absolutely amazing.
Person 1: She got a hollywood wax for the first time.
Person 2: let me guess its the most exciting thing since sliced bread for her.
Baby you look like a....... a big ol thing of sexy...