Beat the Final Boss

Quick masturbation session during a break from, or after a marathon of gaming.

I played World of Warcraft for 8 hours yesterday. I got wired from all caffeine, I had to beat the final boss before I could sleep.

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beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

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Beat out a paycheck

To masturbate at work while on the clock.

I was horny at work today, so I hit the hot steaming port a pot for half an hour to beat out a paycheck.

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beat the meat flag

to masturbate savagely.

Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.

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beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

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dead beat dad

A man who does not pay child support and/or maintain regular contact with his children. Or a bum who, though still sleeping with the mother, does nothing to contribute to the household either financially or by taking care of the home/children. Often an abusive man or an addict. Always lazy and self absorbed.

My mother had to garnish my dead beat dad's paycheck, but we still never hear from him.

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Beat your meat

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

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