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The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
Umeshkumar Soni
Me: Hey what does a thumb look like?
You: Umeshkumar Soni
A useful appendage, like a tool, but whereas a tool can be used by anyone, a thumb is dedicated to the use of one person or group. Someone and something that is not only broken, but effectively dead without them. Examples: Op-ed columnists with careers so narrow they would be on food stamps without their special interest groups, third-tier politicians that have jumped off the deep-end with crazy but have been appointed to a position by one better at hiding it, nazis, tankies, actual thumbs.
"Shut the fuck up, you thumb."
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Self, to own thumb: "You're a thumb, but at least you're useful."
Usually refers to a bigoted rude guy, who’s neck and head are the same width. Usually named Adam with the last name beggining in F. He is nice when he loves you but if not he is utterly rude and ignorant. Despite his meanness he is talented and deeply caring, loves his friends and family.
Ryan: I love being friends with you Adam. F, even though you are such a thumb.
The fat, short finger on the side of the hand. Contrary to popular belief, it is actually a finger.
Even Google thinks it's not a finger? Bruh.
Jake his his thumb on the wall very hard and started swearing.
A relatively fat person who has a gut and arches their back when they walk.
"Look at that guy! He looks like a god damn hitch hiker's thumb!"