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Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.
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I am so fucking retarded.
i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.
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A crappy way to break up with someone.
J: I think we should see other people
K: Yeah, me too.
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well you are, just read it fast, you know?
Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!
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The most asked question in any highschool, ever.
"Hey." "Do you know when we get out?"
(noun): A saying dating back to medieval Europe (apx 1100 C.E.). Originally meant to denote one fishmonger's unwillingness to copy his competitor's sign (and thus claim that he sold the same kind of fish), the saying has come to refer to any general unwillingness to copy someone else's work, specifically when requested to do so by a customer.
"I was wondering if you could make me some copies of this licensed product."
"Sorry but they own the rights to it. We can't just make someone else's fish!"
What a hoebag says when they want to break up with you most likely because they are seeing someone else. This means "haha, i already am seeing other people. fuck you."
I think we should see other people. You and I aren't meant to be.
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