Rural Dictionary

Fanny waffle

Pooping on a girls pussy and letting it dry.

Yo LP gave R a fanny waffle last night

by NFLonTwitch June 7, 2016

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When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vigina and do the samething. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer.

I am so happy today from our Alabama waffle last week. To bad I am pregnaut.

by Carlos Taffy Sanders June 7, 2010

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Eliza Bleu Waffle

Eliza Bleu Waffle, AKA Bleu Waffle, play on words. A female pimp who sell's their friends into sex trafficking then advocates for them after they contract blue Waffle from sex work to squeeze profit even more. Lucky super grifter who achieved high status after her association/bottom bitch turned trick with elites like Elon Musk but could be bill gates, jeff bezos, etc.

Don't work with your girlfriend, She's an Eliza Bleu Waffle and will extort you from start to finish.

by 2BooKoo February 7, 2023

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