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A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.
Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(
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When you piss into an unraveled condom and tie it off, put it in the freezer, and wait 4 to 6 hours. When you return, it should be frozen. then, you invite a sister or cousin over, drug her, and stick it inside her using baby oil as lubricant.
"Hey, my family reunion is his weekend, should I pull a Chilly Billy with the Willy?"
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its where you suck your own genitals
that guy totally just wet his own willie
did you wet your willie?
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A man who possesses a willy so small he takes his anger and jealousy out on everybody and thinks he has the biggest willy known to man. Generally gets disgusted anytime penises are mentioned in fear someone might ask him about his own.
Small-Willied Man- Man you are so bad at this game, I'm so much better than you fag, you're trash haha I'll fuck your mum
Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.
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everyone knows that willy will p00ns the n00bs
headshot heashot doublekill killsteak ultra kill godlike unstoppable most damage done by willy will 18 hits 18000 damage
2 hits/135dmg knife -- Terry Shaivo
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During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube
Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude
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When you finish fucking someone and then stick your fluid covered dick in their ear and swirl it around.
"I really didn't expect Sandy to like the Japanese Wet Willy I gave her the other day, I was quite surprised."
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