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An Operating System that looks like a soggy piece of paper because of Oversimplification.
Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!
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The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.
Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001
That short time in the shower when you get an acceptable temperature having just made an adjustment but it's only for a few seconds as it will get colder/hotter very soon.
I was in such a hurry to rinse the shampoo out of my hair and eyes man that I used the Warm Window and got the hell outta there!
You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.
‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.
A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"
"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time
No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor
Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality
iris recognition
Secure control over your home and devices
Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant
The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )
Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...
If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!
The Window Breaker is a badass who likes to destroy windows. Not much information because there are not many Window Breakers out there. They are usually spotted with a hood.
Holy shit! The Window Breaker demolished that shit!