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When a person is blindfolded and forced to lay on the ground. Another person proceeds to defecate on them, virtually covering them in feces. Unlike the hot Carl, the feces comes in contact with the person's entire body and actually touches his/her skin. This can be performed on a person either voluntarily or involuntarily.
A kid just performed the Oklahoma Dust Bowl in the room across the hall from me.
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1. Southernism. Adds a certain repugnance to describe an idea, remark or occurrence that fell flat, killed conversation, was socially unacceptable, or went over like the proverbial lead balloon.
2. Similarly, a gauche, socially inept or unwelcome person who has a stultifying effect on social gatherings, or, by extension, was involved in some futile or hugely unpopular effort.
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1. -- "All I did was tell one harmless little dirty joke and the whole room went silent. Apparently I had crossed some kind of taboo. No one even chuckled at the joke; it was a veritable turd in the punchbowl. I felt like one too, since the whole party immediately seized up and everyone stared at me."
2.(a) -- "There we were discussing local politics, and who shows up uninvited and parks himself right in the middle of our group? Little Georgie, the mayor's brat, who has an unerring sense of inappropriateness. I'd rather see a turd in the punch bowl than have to deal with that nuisance."
(b) "Practically everyone in town was in favor of a weeknight youth curfew, but as usual our "freethinking" pastor went contrary and opposed it. He didn't change anyone's mind. I think he's a jinx! A turd in the punch bowl of civic affairs."
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When you expand your rectum and pour milk into your bum hole and add kellogs corn flakes to the mixture
Hayley! Why wasn't you answering your phone last night?
I was busy eating out of Corbyn's bum hole bowl!
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Worst Super Bowl in history. The game was boring. During halftime, he get hyped as a Spongebob clip plays fofor a few seconds, expecting Sweet Victory to play, only for Sicko Mode to happen. Fuck Sicko Mode. Fuck Travis Scott. Fuck Maroon 5. Fuck the Super Bowl ads. Fuck this Super Bowl.
Dude 1: Did you watch the Super Bowl 53?
Dude 2: Yes
Dude 1: How was it
Dude 2: Gay
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When you are having anal sex with a woman doggystyle, then proceed to throw up in the small of her back and then pull your penis out and mix it around like you are making a bowl of spaghetti. If you just ate spaghetti, even better.
"Hey Ladies, names Steven, anybody up for a Chefs Mopping Bowl?"
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When a male ejaculates in a womans anus, then shovels the seman out with a spoon, then feeds it to the woman
My girlfriend was begging for something to eat so I whipped her up a cambodian breakfast bowl
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Reality TV shows that depict familes and people in their daily routines, vacations, workplaces, homes etc.
Same thing as Train wreck TV. Some families self-destruct for millions of people to watch. The Goselins (on Jon and Kate Plus Eight) and all their recent problems, for example. Families become famous, dysfunctional celebrities before our very eyes and ears.
Frank: My wife likes watching Jon and Kate Plus Eight and Wife Swap. But I can't stand those TV shows. It's like the people's lives are in a fishbowl.
Fred: My wife likes those shows too. I leave the room when she starts watching. There's way too much voyeurism on reality television shows these days. That's all those programs are, Fish bowl TV.
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