Section 8 Due Date

Paying your cell phone/internet/cable when the service is threatened to be cut off, rather than the date due on the bill. This usually results in having to pay the bill in person with a money order because they don't have a checking account.

Klamydiah had to go down to Verizon to pay her phone bill. She stopped at Ray Ray's liquor and check cashing to get a money order cuz they gonna cut it off. I don't know why she wait till the section 8 due date.

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Date Rosy Palm and her five sisters

to masturbate, specifically males.

Dude, did you date Rosy Palm and her five sisters last night?

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back-up, back-up prom date

This is basically someone that you know will say go with you to prom if you ask them. This has to be a person that you can relatively stand for a full night, or else can stand to stand next while taking pictures and then ditch him/her for the rest of the night and hang out with that person that you actually wanted to come with. This has to be a person that you know no one else will want to ask, so they are definately available.

Steve is my back-up, back-up prom date, so I know that I am guaranteed to be going with someone.

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National date your bestie day

September 6 you have to date you bestfriend for a whole day

Bestie:Wanna date for a day
You:Yeah it is national date your bestie day

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stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend

That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.

Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?

Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)

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Hug, Kiss, or date your crush!

You finally have your chance

Its October 28th, the only time you get to hug, kiss, or date your crush! for a day whole day!

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Three Dates And Flowers Kinda Girl

The kind of girl who doesn't put out easily, Usually requites at least three dates and some flowers, and no, just sitting on your couch watching a movie doesn't count as a date. Take her to dinner, park your car and look at the starts, Just go somewhere and do something. These are the kinds of girls you take home to your mother, but she just might give you head on the way there.

"Bro, did you tap that?"
"Nah man, she's the three dates and flowers kinda girl."

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