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A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.
"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"
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In the same family as the broccoli fart, the cauliflower fart will appear in the bowels some time after consuming cauliflower and produces a substantial amount of heat accompanied by a deep sulfurous bouquet. These farts are known to linger for seemingly inconceivable time periods.
Last night I unleashed a raunchy cauliflower fart before I got out of the car. When Sandy got up to take the kids to school the next day it was still in there. I guess the kids were crying pretty bad about the stench.
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Slapping a bare arse cheek either side of someones face and letting rip. The victim is usually pretty pissed but also disorientated to give tou time to get away. The perfect crime.
Jeff didn't have a clue what him after Moose delivered him a face fart.
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n. A fart that carries a load. See G and L
Oops! I pushed too hard and dropped a cargo fart.
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The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.
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A Fart Taco, is received when one individual is eating out another individuals butt hole, or Tossing Salad. During this act, the receiver of the butt eating Flatulates into the eaters mouth, and they ingest the steamy hot gas.
dude, I straight up gave that ho a fart taco!
OOoooo, I love the taste of a Fart Taco
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A faint non smelly fart, hardly worth the effort.
With the market these days if you own anything but real estate you own a popcorn fart.
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