Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

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close your legs

A phrase spoken when you smell any unpleasant odor (stump dump, lobster boat, dumpster at the shrimp plant, paper mill)within earshot of any female.

Used commonly on the coast of Maine as far back as the mid-1980s

(When walking down near the fish auction): "Jesus Christ, Tammy, close your legs, you skank!"

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Textless Leg Syndrome

Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.

There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.

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horse leg

somoneone with long legs and a “big” dick

oh my goodness babe you got horse legs

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Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

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dad legs

Legs that are so daddy they are Dad legs

Danggggg boyyyy look at thoes Dad legs.

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Stanky Leg

When a leg is gangrenous, it will sometimes secrete a foul-smelling pus.

Soldiers, while marching through Vietnamese wetlands, often would become gangrenous, and when left untreated, would have one hell of a Stanky Leg.

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