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How long for someone to die in the cold. Before or after a deceased LEO was found outside in freezing temperatures.
JM googled “hos long to die in cold” at 2:27 a.m before anyone knew JO was deceased.
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Road running east in south central Rhode Island, separates buttonwoods from Buttonhoodz, by hte way that road sucks cock.
Remember that time we walked Long street and almost got jumped by those ricers
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A series of actions:
1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.
Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.
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when youre banging a girl and you throw up in her pussy and eat that shit
i was fucking this girl and i puked in her pussy and i gav her a long island taco
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The act of having amnesia and mixing up the word tomato with long term memory.
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce...
NOT A SEX POSITION. DLL is married to Angelo and have beautiful kids, including Balz, the most pretty of them all.
He likes to be extremely tall and scare people with his hugging tendencies. He's amazing and I love him.
"Who the fuck is Daddy Long Legs?"
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"
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Long Island is the pussy part of NY. You are not a true New Yorker if born in Long Island. You are most likely Jewish.
Saying your a New Yorker from Long Island, NY is like saying your a Pimp whose a virgin, it doesnt work.
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