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Flat Milk

When the milk has been left out of the fridge for a prolonged period of time, so the milk is no longer cold and crisp.

"Can you put the milk back in the fridge, it's gone flat"

"Flat Milk is the worst"

by YaMother'sGash August 29, 2016


Pour the milk

To pour a white substance on someone or surprise them.
Could also be a sexual innuendo.

Dude I can’t believe you victor just drenched you!
Yeah, he was ready to pour the milk on me!

by Theshlongdonger February 2, 2021


Cunt Milk

Another word for the liquid that comes from a woman’s vagina when she orgasms.

I sprayed my cunt milk over his penis in just under 3 minutes!

by ILoveToSpooge January 6, 2020


Milk the Universe

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

by yellowshnow May 16, 2019


Milking The Bone

Jacking your stick until you milk.

Give me 20 minutes, I've got to finish milking the bone

by Saundies June 20, 2016


Milk Worm

When a man climaxes on himself, and one long string like cum chunk lands on his or near his nut sack and flows down, later creating a weird scent if not cleaned.

Last night, I gave myself a milk worm, and had to take a shower because it stank too much.

by BiGbUrGeR1 October 22, 2018


milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.

I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.

by Reek-the-Prick August 30, 2019