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April 12 is wher you can get rich as hell, go spend your money hoes : )
Friend one how are you so rich?
Friend two Bitch, April 12 🤮
April 26 is tell your Significant other you're pregnant day
Mike,"Jerry, I'm pregnant! And it's not your child..." Jerry,"You are a guy Mike! Stop playing games and find some work already!" Mike,"Happy April 26!"
if girl bday: ask her out!!! and wait 2 or 3 days and give hoodie she will love that!!!!
if boy bday: ask him out and just hold hi hand everyday and kiss them they want u really bad so give them love...
On this day you must rail your “friend”?
Abby: Hay Dan, it’s April 7th!
Daniel: Ok get in the car.
National Quit playing and fuck her day.
OH SHIT it’s April 9! So.. you tryna-?
April 25 is national call you friends short day!
Call your short friends short and have an excuse!
“You’re short”
“I’M NOT SHORT”
“Dont worry its april 25th”