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Doomsday. The world and the humans within will all perish in a cruel and terrible death.
What are you doing next week?
Oh, preparing for April 19th!
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That one day that jerks use as an excuse to do anything.
Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.
Guy 1: *deletes everything on Guy 2's computer*
Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Guy 1: "April Fools!"
Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!"
Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."
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April 12 is wher you can get rich as hell, go spend your money hoes : )
Friend one how are you so rich?
Friend two Bitch, April 12 🤮
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Date of birth if the one and only lord Ham
Guy: Yo guess what today is
Other guy: What
Guy: dude we’re not friends, it’s April 29th ,Hams birthday how do you not know that
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April 26 is tell your Significant other you're pregnant day
Mike,"Jerry, I'm pregnant! And it's not your child..." Jerry,"You are a guy Mike! Stop playing games and find some work already!" Mike,"Happy April 26!"
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if girl bday: ask her out!!! and wait 2 or 3 days and give hoodie she will love that!!!!
if boy bday: ask him out and just hold hi hand everyday and kiss them they want u really bad so give them love...
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Send anybody nudes on the 25th of April
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