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the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast
im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first
During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle
She gave me such a slimy bacon last night
One day John Laurens-Hamilton photoshopped Philip Hamilton’s face on a piece of bacon
Not Bacon Philip💀🤧
-Me when John sent it-