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the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast
im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first
When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"
When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle
She gave me such a slimy bacon last night
Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.