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An commonly used attachment in the popular video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, which shows an enemies heart beat as a red dot on a sensor. Most commonly used amongst 'Nivens' to locate an enemy.
Hey guys, I've got my Niv-beat sensor equipped.
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To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.
I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.
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To masturbate at work while on the clock.
I was horny at work today, so I hit the hot steaming port a pot for half an hour to beat out a paycheck.
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to masturbate savagely.
Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.
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Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.
Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!
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A man who does not pay child support and/or maintain regular contact with his children. Or a bum who, though still sleeping with the mother, does nothing to contribute to the household either financially or by taking care of the home/children. Often an abusive man or an addict. Always lazy and self absorbed.
My mother had to garnish my dead beat dad's paycheck, but we still never hear from him.
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To masterbate or jerk off.
Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?
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