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the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.
A bed that is shared by all people who are planning on fucking someone that night, similar to Communist Russia, where everyone gets the same thing.
Melanie got fucked in the commie bed last night by Michael.
Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,
Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed
A man women child, or animal that shits on the bed. May or may not like being shamed for it in a sexual way, but is always shamed for it in a sexual way.
"Youre a naughty little bed shitter are'nt you bitch?"
Wrapping the sheets/blankets around your entire body so that little to no skin is exposed eliminating the possibility of sharing the covers with your significant other.
Michael was in his bed burka, so Paula decided to sleep on the couch.
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Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”