beef curtains

the outer vaginal lips,(labia majora, labia minor).

So I hooked up with this chick the other night and when she got naked I saw the biggest set of beef curtains hanging down from her crotch.

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snail beef

Snail beef is snail beef. Snail beef is used academically in Harvard University, and other professional academic resources. Snail beef originated from mars, bitch.

“What is that thing?”
“snail...”
“snail beef.”

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Asian Beef

When 1 asian dumps another asian like a dumpling falling out of one of those Chinese takeout container things due to beef in their relationship. For example, TRUST ISSUES.

Al, did you hear about the Asian Beef??? Aaron finally dumped his cousin.

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Beef Jerky

a meat rasin

did you know beef jerky is just a meat rasin?

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Anal beef

When you and your girl are doing anal and your girl takes a load on your wiener and you didn't pull out and then she farts and her load flies on your face.

*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.

"Yo, she just anal beefed on him!"

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Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

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Hot Beef

A jalapeno-tinged expulsion of gas from the back door. Often the result of the decision to stop for gas station breakfast burritos.

We were somewhere around Barstow, at the edge of the desert, when we smelled jimmy's Hot Beef from the back seat.

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