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A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.
Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.
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A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.
"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."
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Someone's backside pubes that's covered in human decafitation and is quite long to resemble a fringe.
"Ewww, that guy's got a chocolate fringe hanging out of his arse!"
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A common term for a Justinian SHIT.
Man, Justin just had some satan chocolate.
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I a point in intercourse where one must try to nibble off the freckles off of the opposite sex's ass cheeks
Hey Tony gave me a Chocolate droppings today in our hot SEX! It was soooo damn gross!" "I thought tony was a girl. She isn't...." "FUCK.
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The act of forcefully sticking ones foot up anothers ass repeatedly.
Bill - "Hey how was your date with Julie?"
Jim - "It was good until she gave me the chocolate foot."
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Where a circumcised male has anal sex with another person, the other person farts and the air escapes up through the urethra and fills the scrotum with air causing a phenomenon known as the 'Chocolate Bagpipes'
Also see Chocolate Blowfish.
Tim: "Man, last night I was rockin' Jemma's can and she farted and gave me a mad case of the Chocolate Bagpipes"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"
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