Dick Chocolate

When one gets shit on their penis after anal sex.

Friend 1: After I pulled out it was covered in dick chocolate.

Friend 2: Gross.

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Chocolate Bagpipes

Where a circumcised male has anal sex with another person, the other person farts and the air escapes up through the urethra and fills the scrotum with air causing a phenomenon known as the 'Chocolate Bagpipes'

Also see Chocolate Blowfish.

Tim: "Man, last night I was rockin' Jemma's can and she farted and gave me a mad case of the Chocolate Bagpipes"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"

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chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.

"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."

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Satan Chocolate

A common term for a Justinian SHIT.

Man, Justin just had some satan chocolate.

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Chocolate droppings

I a point in intercourse where one must try to nibble off the freckles off of the opposite sex's ass cheeks

Hey Tony gave me a Chocolate droppings today in our hot SEX! It was soooo damn gross!" "I thought tony was a girl. She isn't...." "FUCK.

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Chocolate foot

The act of forcefully sticking ones foot up anothers ass repeatedly.

Bill - "Hey how was your date with Julie?"
Jim - "It was good until she gave me the chocolate foot."

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chocolate fringe

Someone's backside pubes that's covered in human decafitation and is quite long to resemble a fringe.

"Ewww, that guy's got a chocolate fringe hanging out of his arse!"

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