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To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn
Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy
An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
Your honor, I couldn't have committed the crime because I had the bellboy deliver an "iced coffee" to me at that time.
Using salt in the anal cavity when performing anal sex with preferred gender.
Yo, you try that salty coffee yet?
Nah bro, that shit stings
When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.