Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

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Houdini Cow tipper

At the end of a standard Houdini tip the heavy set woman over and yell MOO!!!

"So i hear Micheal Anthony Bonilla pulled a Houdini Cow tipper on some bitch last night" "dude he crashed at my house last night" "well your mom does qualify"

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Russian cow tail

When a man and a women cut off some of their pubic hair and then proceeding to put it on the tip of the man's penis while there is a bit of sperm so it sticks,then having vaginal sex with the girl while the pubic is on the penis

That Russian cow tail last night was amazing,it hurt a little bit but it was so pleasurable.

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Fat juicy jiggly cows!

An expression that can be used for almost anything such as replacing a curse or so on. The word originated from the sheer boredom of what was happening at the time, but no one knows how it came about.

1) Fat juicy jiggly cows!
2) Oh my Fat juicy jiggly cows! The dogs have ran away!
3) Those are some fat juicy jiggly cows!
4) Fat juicy jiggly cows, it's hot outside!
5) You are such a fat juicy jiggly cow!

(you get the idea, I hope.)

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Moo Moo Cow Hump

A returning term of endearment for "Boo Boo Kitty Fuck."

Alex: "What's up Boo Boo Kitty Fuck?"

Sarah: "Nothin', Moo Moo Cow Hump."

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Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

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brown chicka brown cow

brown chicka brown cow; (brown-chicka-brown-cow) similar to the sound bow chicka wow wow

The combination of a brown chicken and a brown cow.

When put together you get brown chicka brown cow.

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