No dick December

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

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chugging a dick

Much like sucking a dick, however this phrase is much more aggressive. Chugging a dick involves "bouncing" the cock in your throat for a longer amount of time.

"Oh snap, that girl must be chugging a dick, she doesn't have a gag reflex."

Or

"Go chug a dick!"

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The Dick Clark

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

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dick deprived

Suffering from lack of dick

My man haven’t been here and lately I’ve been feeling dick deprived.

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Urban Dicks

People who invent new words and definitions for those words, for the sole purpose of posting them to Urban Dictionary.

The majority of the words on Urban Dictionary are the products of "Urban Dicks".

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dick wolfed

To end something too soon.

"I waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just dick wolfed me!"

"Oh, Detective Stabler, even though your show just dick wolfed me, I still love you!"

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whisper dick

A man with a small penis.

That Whisper dick just pissed all over his own balls.

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