dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

evil dong

evil leafy with a dong

man evil dong weird

ding dong dinner

An expression of happiness from an unexpected satisfying event occurring

Wow! I got an A on my pre-cal exam! Well, ain’t that a ding dong dinner!?

dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.

Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler

Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.

Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

or

I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!