One who jumps up and down on a seesaw to purposely injure the genitalia of the person riding on the other end.
Parker is such a seesaw douche.
A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.
While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.
a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.
Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.
A person with such indescribable idiocy and arrogance, who has such an intolerable personality that they rank highest on the douche scale.
Mitt Romney is Douche Juice!
Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".
"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."