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Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
It tell’s that the person had slept a lot
I was pillow driving for the past few days
The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.
The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.
Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina
We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon
A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.
"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"
Not possible without A.I. but you can't figure out how to actually put it in things yet because retarded.
Hym "I could probably get that to work, by the way. Self-Driving? I've been working on a way to circumvent the energy issues (which the reason you can't put A.I. into things yet according to Sabine Hossenfelder). I could probably get it into stuff."