F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

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F-N-C Word

A combo of bad words turned in to 1 frankenstien bad word the word is fuckin nigger cunt then it was made in to mother fuckin nigger cunt then turned in to mother fuckin nigger cunt nazi then finally turned in to mother fuckin nigger cunt nazi unicorn. Michal Showalter &Michal Ian Black made the word on there show Michal & Michal have issues

Your a mother fucking nigger cunt nazi unicorn. F-N-C Word

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=F =U =C =K

A flying fuck.

I don't give a =F =U =C =K

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ab-so-f***in-lutely

Simply it means; DEFINITLY, but it can also be used as obviosly or somthing very agree-able

Chico 1:"damn shes fine!!!!"

Chico 2: AB-SO-F***in-LUTELY!!!!!"

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Press F to Pay Respects

When someone you love passes on, so you pay your respects with F

Damn, my cousin died.

Press F to pay respects, am i right?

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Press F to pay respect

It is a (semi-funny) response, seen a lot on social media like reddit, for example for someone with no chance of surviving a gaming battle due to enemy superior force , originally from 2014 first-person shooter Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Quoting know your meme :

"Press F (X) to Pay Respects is an action prompt featured in a quick time event from the 2014 first-person shooter Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Upon the release of the game in November 2014, many players of the game mocked the funeral cutscene for its forced element of interactivity that seemed out-of-place at a memorial service."

F
"Press F to pay respect"
"Press F (X) to pay respect"

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B(f)AMF

-Double Entandre:
~BAMF: Bad Ass Mother Fucker
~B(f)AMF: Brother from Another Mother Forever

Basically two uber bad-ass tight friends who are more then just BFFL's

Person A: Dude, your like my best bro!
Person B: Fuck that man, we're B(f)AMF's

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