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An oft maligned term used to describe the deliciously complicated, emotionally rich relationship (albeit platonic...well sometimes...see "fag hag shag") that exists between a gay man and a heterosexual woman (occasionally a "made lesbian". Let's not forget the "made lesbians"! It took a long painful journey for us to arrive at this final destination, so let's savor the vicarious shout out in this definition.) The fag hag relationship is so synergistic and perfect that it should serve as the utopian model for all heterosexual relationships. Ideal characteristics include but are not limited to: unconditional love and understanding, unflinching honesty, and let's not forget fidelity and abject loyalty (oops, the chip that is missing in all heterosexual males.) One never has to worry about a gay man "cheating" on his fag hag. To the contrary, the fag hag is the emotional complement to a gay man's psyche (aside from a gay man's mother-either dead or alive.) Benefits include: tutorials in haute couture, interior decorating and party-planning as well as personal tips on beauty and grooming (every woman could use a personal stylist now and then!) While the pitfalls are few, the fag hag must invest a great deal of time and energy digesting the personal (sometimes all too personal!?) details of her gay man's sex life, whilst not possessing a fulfilling and enriching sex life of her own, or one at all! But it's all worth the time and effort expended as the rewards are great in nature and kind-an enduring partnership that is rooted in mutual respect and love (and let's not forget-it's NON-JUDGMENTAL.)
"As Dorothy, John's fag hag, gently caressed his sweaty brow as he lie quietly whimpering in the ER after a left testicle manual detorsion, she sweetly whispered in his ear, "I told you to lay off the Lazy Susan."
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Somebody that is obsessed with Naruto the anime series and wears the headbands everywhere.
Hey Richy, lets go beat up that headband fag!
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Fag-Rock utilises already established music genre's , ie: "mall pop", repetitive 4/4 patterns, truncated loops, arpeggiations, etc.
Examples of fag rock can be found in music that depicts men with "big hair", that uses scantily clad women, dancing in videos, to sell the music due to the fact that the music would not be able to sell itself.
Examples of fag-rock can be found in music from artists such as Bronski Beat, Erasure, Whitesnake, Winger, etc.
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anal sex betwixed two men who are naked
those dudes had fag sex
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A gay looking hair cut, in the case of a "fag shag" the hair is usualy several inches long.
wow, he has a serious fag shag.
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a mustache that a faggot (homosexual),or the facial hair of a French or Asian male, yes even beards and goatees that would typically cause one to look very gay. Most prominent being the handle bar mustache.
Guy1: hey man did you see the new guy at work today?
Guy2: yeah he had the gayest fag stache ever
Guy1: yeah I know it was weird because he didn't look French or Asian
Guy2: wow that is really weird
Guy1: hey you wanna do some lines in a 7/11 bathroom
Guy2: sounds like a plan to me
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Many think this means gay or homosexual, but fag really means a bundle of sticks.
Hey John, take that fag to the back so we can start a fire.
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