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Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"
Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.
Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.
Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.
The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.
Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.
A better version of an argument! No harm don’t just fighting friendly
A: ihy/j
B: WHAT!? (just “Friendly Fighting”)
When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity
Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!
A Spanish Sword Fight or Swordfight is when three or more couples pair off and the woman who brings her man off first is the winner. The man who is the first to be brought off is the loser but some may say he also won.
The frat had a Spanish Sword Fight last night. Flounder had no chance against Lot Lizard Lucy.
When friends battle it out by connecting their mouths and tongue wrestling.
After a girl told her friend to fight her, they settled their dispute through mouth fighting.