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A person who will always inconvenience you.
Erik wants me to drive him to work. He is a dirt Squeege!
When you're eating a girl out, all while sitting in a giant mud pile.
Totally gave her the dirt beaver this past weekend.
when something is very unpleasant.
mate, did you see Archie's new shoes? they're bare dirt.
Basically something that surprised you or that is undefinable/indescribable, anything you can't talk about in your current situation or in public.
Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.
Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.
Something to draw attention away from something.
Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.
Also known as a social life saver.
When those street magicians preform, and they distract you with a decoy coin, only to have the real one show up in you hand, THAT'S a dirt nougat!
When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.
when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.
Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
A dirt triangle is a dirty booty hole.
“I went to the bathroom and they were out of toilet paper. Now I have a nasty dirt triangle.”
A type of waldadash that lives, procreates and bends dirt. They live in dirt burrows and make holes in the ground. (like avatar the last airbender) and craves human flesh.
The best way to escape a dirt waldadash is to jump in a burrow. And if it is an air one, THEN YOU'RE FUCKED