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I'd pee in her butt

It means that you would have sex with that person

Guy#1 Hey man check out that chick over there.

Guy #2 I'd pee in her butt

by Loufishy April 27, 2016

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Put her on the plane with Laszlo

To break up with a woman in such a smooth, pimp-like fashion it leaves her feeling great about it. Taken Humphrey Bogart's epic cinematic breakup at the end of Casablanca, where Rick puts Ilsa on the plane with her husband after boning her all week long.

Louis: What happened to that chick you were with last night in Rick's Cafe?

Bogart: Oh that bitch? I told fed her some lines about Paris and put her on the plane with Laszlo . Now let's do some shots of jack and go party with these hookers.

by Mightyh0rse November 26, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'd break her pelvis

An expression used by males to describe an attractive female.

See that girl over there? Yeah, i'd break her pelvis.

by whoneedsbevel November 21, 2006

59๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


blowing her guts out

1) An act of intense, aggressive, passionate, deep penetrating, hardcore, sexual intercourse where the female partner is overwhelmed to the point of orgasm, leaving her with a "pleasant soreness" in her lower regions. And also usually accompanied with massive cream pie spills.

2) A Massive usually uncontrollable cream pie bombing accompanied with deep penetrating thrusts and spills.

1) No man I couldn't settle for just banging her. Not the way that she had me going, so I went and spent all of last night making sure that I blew her guts out. She can't seem to thank me enough for that kind of sex.

2) That chick is way too much hotness man, I found my self blowing her guts out, when she told me not to. I couldn't help it man.

by Demented Definitions December 18, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.

I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

by he-jonathan May 5, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hoof Her in the Front Butt

To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course

I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.

by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž