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shoving your cock inbetween jesus's nipples while covered in holy water
holy fuck tits
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A piece of shit private school in Waterbury, CT that is full of either stuck-up rich pussies or kids who are only there because their parents make them. The kids there think that they're hardcore for smoking weed once or twice a year, and have no idea about anything crazier than getting drunk.
Holy Cross High School Kid: Hey, I'm really cool. Last year, i stole one of my parents beer cans and me and 5 of my friends got so wasted.
Normal Kid: You're actually a fucking pussy.
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Long ago when dinosaurs ruled the earth, there was a man who lived and his name wua guano. His futur wife was named elizabitch but she died in 1812. Sad story, but i'm not writing a book....or am I.... Well, this is a long story made short, YOUR mom is a HOLY harry JEsus!
go eat your mashed potatoes you holy harry jesus!
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A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.
The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.
History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.
MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.
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What the hell is going on?!
Joe: I'm leaving my girlfriend and starting a new life in Bulgaria with my new boyfriend Fredrico!
Amber: Holy hell and shit fire! Are you serious!
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In 2019, rapper Blueface make a post on instagram, with his unreleased song "Holy Moly Donut Shop" in the background. Holy Moly Donut Shop is also a dance on the app TikTok.
The song that goes with the Holy Moly Donut Shop dance is the little snippet of the unreleased song Blueface put out on instagram.
Do you like that song "Holy Moly Donut Shop?" - Jack
Yeah - Frank
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the best phrase a human could use
what if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said
"holy fuckles its knuckles"
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