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any amount of money between 100,000 and 700,000 dollars (USD) derived from the internet, either by selling goods or buying and reselling things such as research chemicals.
"Dude mikey just bought a half key of mCPP online! He's going to make internet millions!"
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A person who is always there for you, a person who you can text all the time without getting bored and talk on the phone to for hours on end. A person who doesn't judge you and is there to lift up your mood when you're feeling low. A person who you can share the same likes and interests with and chat about them as much as you like to each other. Even though the distance is long and far it doesn't change the feelings you share for one another. Overall, a woman's online best friend, lover and companion.
I love my Internet boyfriend.❤️
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The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.
Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.
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When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.
Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.
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when you are on a network and you are not online
you are in between, like limbo.
guy 1: man, i was at mcdonalds and it wanted to charge me for wi-fi, and thats bs so i was in internet limbo.
guy 2: f mickey d's for that.
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A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!
So grab your dick and double click for
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.
Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year
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