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typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.
person one - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person two - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person one - internet-lisp
An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.
Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.
A commercial blog that resorts to pop-up adds in a vane attempt to pay server costs or generate enough cash flow for a cup of coffee.
“Hey Biff. Why the long face?”
“Oh Buffy, I went to WeBeFoosballs to see what was up and it’s turned into an Internet Billboard.”
When you get butt fucked by the internet.
Connected, No Internet is the most annoying thing ever.
A website or internet navigator that was good at one thing and it was .... (Loading info)
Internet Explorer is still loading, how long is it gonna take?
...(still loading)
A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!
So grab your dick and double click for
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.
Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year