one-ring sting

same as stealth call. When you have run out of credit or are just tight, you ring someone but only let it ring once so they call you back.

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

or you can employ this as a method of letting someone know you got in safe after a drunken night out:

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

'just gimme a one-ring sting when u get in so i know ur ok'

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pudgy swim-ring

Chubby girls who think they look hot in shorty tops and low rise jeans with their bulging midriff looking like an overinflated swim-ring.

Eeeewwww,GROSS! Look at that chunker with her pudgy swim-ring exposed.

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brown ring king

One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.

Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.

Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)

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5th ring of hell

Place in hell reserved for people who drink decaf coffee.

Gay Guy: "I'll have a decaf latte please."

The World: "Your Going to the 5th ring of hell!"

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lord of the onion ring

And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.

Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.

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Ring Around the Butt

When you spread open the cheeks of an ass, and there is a brown ring around the rectum. Also commonly called dirty butt, or stank ass.

Man I don't want to go anywhere near Necko's stank ass, that nigga got the Ring Around the Butt.

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ring around the rosey

when you have sex with a female during her period and then remove the condom. The ring around the penis is known as a "ring around the rosey"

I was horny so i banged my girl on her period. When i took off the condom i had a ring around the rosey

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