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I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man
"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."
neepads
When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt
Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.
In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
David is the only person I know who wears co-respondent shoes to work!
When you have no shoes but socks on
Person 1: “I walked through the park no shoe foot.
Person 2: “shoe.”
Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.
Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
A common word used in New York by local teens and kids. More so commonly used as a type of remark to people who are "tweakin" or not pushing P. It's also used as a simile to say that someone's crazy.
"Man you see Brittany over there? Her shoes must be squeakin." "100% but hey, If The Shoes Squeakin The Bitch Tweakin"
That guy working the 711 shoes MUST be squeakin today.