I'm not even mad

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.

"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"

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Mad Real World

Most likely the best sketch of Chappelle Show ever

-Katie's got some big ass titties
-correction...I did have sex with Katie
-but Tyree you killed my dad

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U mad bro?

A phrase trolls use to piss off an already mad person even more.

Person 1:WTF THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT THREAD EVER HOLY SHIT OMG IM SO FUCKING MAD IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!!!!1!!

Person 2:lol U mad bro?

Person 1: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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mad capsule markets

1.a name given to a distributor of Betaphenethylamine.
2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.

1.alright mate, you got any Betaphenethylamine?
2.mad capsule markets are your new fave band.

it's mad brick outside

Phrase that New Yorkers use to express that the weather is cold outside.

Guy: Wow, It's really cold outside
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?

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Mad hunger skills

To have extreme hunger, the act of being hunger. A state inwhich you must satisfy you hunger pangs.

I have eaten all day, I have "mad hunger skills".

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mad G's

n. a group of pussy ass Jrs in Boca Raton FL that suck eachother off

Me and the Mad G's are gonna suck each other off now.

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