meat folds

The lower layer of stomach flab that obscures the vision of one's genitals....meat

My meat folds are so big, I forgot what gender I am

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

stylish meat

Meat that has a great fashion sense

Oml that meat is so stylish.

Ikr. I love stylish meat.

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

meat rabbit

When someone has no value to you, except for a meal.

"Hey Josh! How was that lady friend last night?"

"Ehhh, nothing to brag about, but she made some good sausage biscuits and gravy in the morning!"

"Total Meat Rabbit"

meat blower

When you get your weiner stuck in a hair dryer and then proceed to unstick your dick with the force of the dryer.

Nathan: Man, yesterday I got my winkie stuck in a hair dryer.
Ece: dude that happened to me the other day.
Brian: Shit man, I'm pretty sure that's a meat blower.

Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.