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Side-minded

When you take too many gummies

Oh gee golly, I’m side-minded again!

by Tosha&Isaac November 19, 2023


Sorry my mind was in “Australia”

A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).

Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”

Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””

Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”

Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”

by Gobln February 02, 2023


My Mind

Like an internet browser... 20 tabs are open, 5 of them froze and i don't know where the music is coming from.

You are like my mind

by Meow_Lynn April 17, 2023


My mind

I am fucking losing it over here...

Hym "In case you were wondering, I'm losing my mind over here... These fucking bastards man... Can't fucking sleep... GodDamnit...m"

by Hym Iam August 13, 2023


mind-aker

mind-ak•er / mīnd-āker / noun
a person, place, or thing so awesome it makes your mind ache just thinking about it.

Check out this sweet pocket knife...it's a mind-aker!

by Mind-Aker July 28, 2022


Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 04, 2023


Mind Time

The time it feels like in your head

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"

by Wasted. August 30, 2008