When you take too many gummies
Oh gee golly, I’m side-minded again!
A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).
Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”
Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””
Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”
Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”
Like an internet browser... 20 tabs are open, 5 of them froze and i don't know where the music is coming from.
I am fucking losing it over here...
Hym "In case you were wondering, I'm losing my mind over here... These fucking bastards man... Can't fucking sleep... GodDamnit...m"
mind-ak•er / mīnd-āker / noun
a person, place, or thing so awesome it makes your mind ache just thinking about it.
Check out this sweet pocket knife...it's a mind-aker!
When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.
You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.
The time it feels like in your head
"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"