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Love Mountains

Boobies, boobs.
Something Nick likes.

Nick loves big love mountains like his sexy hot with a nice ass girlfriend Melissa has.

by Nickybear500 April 14, 2012


HOT MOUNTAIN DEW

When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.

I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.

by MooncalfMagic April 3, 2022


mountain quail

The sexiest quail known to man.

Damn did you see how sexy that mountain quail was.

by Strpojek the strojek March 1, 2022


Rocky Mountain Butt Disease

A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.

Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.

by BAM2018 October 7, 2020


outback mountain

see

BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN

analogous situation with the Australian 'Bush' or Outback as the setting

OUTBACK MOUNTAIN - A True Story
Two men named Symmo and Hayden,
Grew up having lust for no maiden.
Hayden suggested, "Let's screw,"
Monkey see, monkey do,
And the results were heard all the way in Aden.

by michael_clarke January 8, 2009


mountain dookie

The nasty-ass shit you take after chugging four cans of mountain dew in the morning. Also known as mountain deuce.

Yo man where's Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere. Class starts in 10 minutes.

I think he's on the can dropping a mountain dookie.

by Pdoody July 13, 2012


Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay September 25, 2015