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When you open the flaps of a vagina and the insert a warm sex toy.
With this new dildo Chloe and i could Alabama hot pocket!
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When a person is fucking their sister in the ass and during intercourse they spin their sister on their dick like a merry go round.
I got drunk performed an Alabama merry go round on my sister last night.
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Reverse Alabama hot pocket is where you shat in a girls pussy but her legs are up and you are sitting over top like a toilet
Hey did you and your girl Alabama hot pocket.
Nah we Did reverse Alabama hot pocket and it was just like a toilet
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The use of when a sibling wanting to have sexual intercourse with another sibling or relative.
G: "Hey, let's go to Alabama"
B: "HELL YEAH!!"
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the act of shit in a girl's vagina and then fucking her
husband: can i give you a southern alabama hot pocket?
wife: yea cause iu totally want your shit in me
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Get a dirty mexican named monique amd force her to lick your ass as you uppercut her tits thin slapnher with your nuts and shit in mouth
Fuck you cuz you alabama mexican chili bowl
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The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.
Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!
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