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When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
A service offered my male prostitutes which involves making the client feel as though he or she has a boyfriend (e.g., dinner, dates, activities)
Do you offer boyfriend experience? Maybe we could get dinner before we fuck...
A sarcastic remark describing somebody who is not your type.
Girl: Ew its that weird guy again.
Girl's brother: That's yo boyfriend over there!
Gay boyfriends who look and dress similarly; like two bookends.
Nick and Cody could be twins. Total bookend boyfriends.
when a girl says she has a said boyfriend she means it's a boy who acts as her boyfriend but isn't they are most likely friend with romantic benefits
"Oh is that Leah's new boyfriend?"
"Nah, they aren't even dating."
"Hm, it's giving said boyfriend lol"
the second weekend if October is national call your boyfriend day.
“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”