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If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount
I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy
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Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)
I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.
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When you go for a traditional two handed high-five and once the opposite party's hands are high in the air, you punch 'em right in the zipper.
Coined by Johnny Knoxville on Conan.
"Don't go trusting ol' Jim over there, he'll trick you into a double high-five."
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A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.
I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.
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A boy band consisting of mediocre music playing. They're known best for ripping off guitar riffs and covering a really good band. They are evidence that God is abandoning us
Person 1: oh wow I love American Idiot!
Person 2: *exitedly* so do you like Green Day??
Person 1: Green Day? No American Idiot is by Five Seconds of Summer stupid!
Person 2: *violently kicks person 1*
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something that is five to eight is something that is slim, literally (a tie-where it originated), figuratively (chances, the likelihood, etc.), generally unlikely or only slightly likely. the term derives from the time 7:55, or five to eight, when the chances of getting to 8 o'clock class in time are very slim/uncertain.
1-dude that tie is five to eight as hell!
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!
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1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight
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An expression a student typically says when he or she did well on a College Board AP exam.
"Hey man, how'd you do on that AP fizzics exam yo?"
"I got five on it, n*gga."
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